Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
Hamster make breakfast
Hamster drive car
Hamster make tea with frend
Hamster plan dinner party
Hamster have Birfday
Hamster love life
Hamster happy to be live
Hamster love you
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
Wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch
Why don’t the Bruins drink tea?
Because Montreal and the Red Wings have all the cups.
How does a Habs fan change a light bulb?
They don’t. They just talk about how good the old one was.
the edmonton oilers.
How many bruin fans does it take to do the laundry?
None cause they all say it isnt dirty.
What do you call the Habs not winning in over 20 years?